One nosy neighbor in 10 years isn't bad. Wait until you have a dozen like me.

Nosy Not Cozy

Try it again sometime. It was fun while it lasted.

Tickle-Me-Elmo

Obama proves it every day. Elephants are smarter than donkeys.

Dumbo

Someone should ask Cheney who was in charge of security before 9/11.

Security Check

The people who fix streets need to drive down Anson past 12th Avenue and fix the potholes. I just ruined my pickup.

Holy Road

You go to church because of God not due to the minister or who shows up there.

Godly Call

To Cats and Kids: How rude. The sailor might have thought they were going to die and wanted one last contact with his mother and father.

Family First

I can see why the Republicans are down and out because of Cheney and Rush keep putting their foot in their mouths all the time.

Taste Of Feet

In Postville what part of illegal don't they understand?

Defining Call

O'Reilly, Shawn and Rush would all be tried as traitors during WWII.

Traitorous Acts

Someone should ask Cheney how much Halliburton paid him during the war. That should keep him quiet since he got a bundle from them.

Money Line