Why do I have to wear a seatbelt when motorcycle drivers don't have to wear a helmet?

Beltway Boys

The same old stuff from our government - spend money and get nothing for it while we suffer at home.

Barack The House

Why is it so hard to adopt a pet? It should be made easier.

Rin-Tin-Tin

You know you've turned into your parents when you see all the kids getting off the school bus and wonder why they didn't walk.

Parental Thought

The school board should freeze wages and expenditures like all businesses.

Wage Rage

Alleys belong to the city not to the people who have property along the alleys.

Property Line

Obama needs to be removed from office before he does more harm.

Dick Cheney

I miss having Dubbya in office. Who do I blame rising gas prices on now?

Blame Game

Why doesn't someone challenge Cheney on how much he got paid for things in Iraq?

Pay Fray

The talking heads on cable should remember who built Guantanamo and caused the mess.

Prison Talk

Obama is so busy cleaning up Bush's mess that he has no time for anything else.

Cleanup Crew