If you disagreed with the Messiah, the Department of Homeland Security labels you a right-wing terrorist and you are monitored by his secret police.

Right-Wing Terrorist

God is allowing evil because he was and is still Commander in Chief and in the director's chair.

God's In Charge

I hope this gets in the paper I was camping Memorial day and never heard such loud music. The police were called but it did no good. Are laws enforced?

Sensitive Ears

Does anyone know who you need to bribe to get a pothole fixed?

Holy Bribe

I think Cheney should shut up and retire. He never got anything done except a lot of deferments.

Joe Biden

If we can use water boarding like other countries, maybe we should line people up and shoot them like other countries?

Get In Line

The federal government is out of control. Call your senator and tell him to get some backbone to fight these power grabbers.

Spine Time

We have cars on 12th Avenue blocking sidewalks. Police, please help us get this fixed.

Sidewalk Patrol

I thought your sewer bill was based on a percentage of the water bill and it wasn't 100%.

Sewer Talk

If Bush and Cheney keep talking maybe we could send them to GITMO.

Jailhouse Rock

Some senators are for sale and some are not but a lot are for rent.

Gov. Blagojevich

It was nice to see there was no picture of Obama in today's paper.

Michelle

That fly Obama killed that everyone is squeaking about, what about dog do-do in the White House lawn?

Stinky Shoes