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Putting up lights: A bright idea

December 11, 2011
By KELLY VAN DE WALLE (vandkel@hotmail.com) , Times-Republican

For the record, I like Christmas. Unfortunately, because I neglect to join my wife in singing Christmas songs in July and opine that this behavior is only normal of alcoholic bridge dwellers with imaginary squirrel friends named "Steve" I am relegated to Ebenezer Hitler, Hater of Goodness. I'm thinking about embracing the role by turning off the lights and thermostat and have her enter numbers by hand into an old timey ledger by candlelight.

 
 

 

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