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A rally cry for something, with pandas?

February 24, 2013
By KELLY VAN DE WALLE (vandkel@hotmail.com) , Times-Republican

Ever since the time of Adam, when he famously said, "You know, Eve, this is a great garden and we get to be naked 24/7 and all but we need to go somewhere where we can really RELAX, you know? All these plants play havoc with my allergies and I honestly don't know who maintains this place, which frankly creeps me out a little. I mean, I know I don't; gardening would dusty up my dangly bits. Let's go somewhere nice, like Bermuda."

 
 
 

 

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