Junk mail
Dear MetroNet and I’mOn,
I’d just like to explain — again — that I’m not interested in your service at this time, as I’ve graciously explained to your sales reps who have visited my home. So PLEASE stop sending me an offer EVERY OTHER DAY in the mail. Thank you.
P.S. Would it be ok if you’d repair my terrace and pick up the 20 flags stuck in the ground there too? I’d appreciate it, thank you again.